I was at work pouring a pint and I look up, make eye contact with a bloke
Look back to the pint then it registers
Fucking Rory
I look up slowly my face like this :o
He realises I’ve made the connection and makes the face back at me
I freak out and spill the pint, grab a bit of receipt paper, run around the bar and hug him and I don’t remember what I said but I got a autograph and he always said hello to me when he came in after that
I have a kitten called Tallulah, I got her cos I hate to sleep alone and I spend all day alone at home and could do with the company
Best decision I’ve ever made. She follows me around everywhere, goes mad when she sees me and sleeps in my room. If I get up to go to the kitchen she’s at my feet making sure I’m not leaving
This is the story of how a kitten imprinted on me
1 Literally my face when this came up.
The fuck yahoo. Get out.
BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY
I love fourth wall breaks
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this is soo true but pac was always a good hearted man bless him
His fucking words kill me inside. Hes so amazing
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but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES
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it might be too hot to wear all black but that isn’t going to stop me
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